bind pubm - "*:jokes" jokes::publist

bind pubm - [encoding convertfrom identity "*:$jkey*"] jokes::display

bind pubm - [encoding convertfrom identity "*!$jkey*"] jokes::display

bind pub -	!cigarette	pub_cigarette
bind pub -	!clope	pub_cigarette
bind pub -	!cloppe	pub_cigarette
bind pub -	!rose		pub_rose
bind pub -	!fleur	pub_rose
bind pub -	!biere	pub_beer
bind pub -	!beer		pub_beer
bind pub -	!calin	pub_calin
bind pub -	!ralin	pub_calin
bind pub -	!coca		pub_cocacola
bind pub -	!coke		pub_cocacola
bind pub -	!cola		pub_cocacola
bind pub -	!milkshake	pub_milkshake  
bind pub -	!penalty	pub_penalty
bind pub -	!cacao	pub_cacao
bind pub -	!cafe		pub_cafe 
bind pub -	!coffee	pub_cafe
bind pub -	!lechouille	pub_lechouille
bind pub -	!viole	pub_viole
bind pub -	!kiss		pub_kiss
bind pub -  !baiser     pub_baiser
bind pub -	!bisou	pub_bisou
bind pub -	!bisous	pub_bisou
bind pub -	!reve		pub_reve
bind pub -	!reves	pub_reve
bind pub -	!appetit	pub_appetit
bind pub -	!champagne	pub_champagne
bind pub -	!torgniole	pub_torgniole
bind pub -	!retourne	pub_retourne
bind pub -	!fouet	pub_fouette
bind pub -	!fouette	pub_fouette
bind pub -	!pelle	pub_pelle
bind pub -	!seduction	pub_seduction
bind pub -	!massage	pub_massage
bind pub -	!caresse	pub_caresse
bind pub -	!pizza	pub_pizza
bind pub -	!sexe		pub_sexe
bind pub -	!saiks	pub_sexe
bind pub -	!pastis	pub_pastis
bind pub -	!ricard	pub_pastis
bind pub -	!51		pub_pastis
bind pub -	!sky		pub_whisky
bind pub -	!wisky	pub_whisky
bind pub -	!whisky	pub_whisky
bind pub -	!vodka	pub_vodka
bind pub -	!tequila	pub_tequila
bind pub -	!chouchen	pub_chouchen
bind pub -	!martini	pub_martini
bind pub -	!chatouille	pub_chatouille
bind pub -	!moto 	pub_moto
bind pub -  !jokes      pub_jokes
bind pub -  !funk       pub_funk
bind pub -  !sodomie    pub_sodomie
bind pub -  !putes      pub_putes
bind pub -  !pipe       pub_pipe
bind pub -  !inceste    pub_inceste
bind pub -  !travail    pub_travail
bind pub -  !pierres    pub_pierres
bind pub -  !pute       pub_putes
bind pub -  !mord       pub_mord
bind pub -  !69         pub_delire
bind pub -  !cuni       pub_cuni
bind pub -  !partouze   pub_partouze
bind pub -  !torture    pub_torture
bind pub -  !billes     pub_billes
bind pub -  !turlute    pub_turlute
bind pub -  !drague     pub_drague
bind pub -  !gun        pub_gun
bind pub -  !gore       pub_gore
bind pub -  !mytho       pub_mytho
bind pub -  !grui       pub_grui

 
 
### BOT JOKES ;)

### !gun
 
proc pub_gun {nick host hand chan arg} {
 set arg [split $arg]
 
 if {$arg != ""} {
    puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan :$nick prend un magnum et tire une balle dans la sale tronche de $arg. Tu merites meme pas de vivre."
 } else {
    puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan :ACTION trouve vraiement que $nick a une sale tete... PAN! Et voila, une balle dans la tete et c'est regle :)"
 }
 return 0
}